Pissed off at the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic?! Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book!
Coronavirus sucks. Self-quarantining sucks. Social distancing sucks. With reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up? Forget the news and forget the people you’re stuck indoors with. Practice some colorfully meditative self-care with 112 coloring pages packed with belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plan immature language. Color away the stress as you tune out all the coronavirus bullshit and create an irreverent masterpiece. Give this novel virus the double bird and color the hell out of this coloring book!
- There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind.
No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
The Night Before Christmas Heirloom Edition
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The Night Before Christmas is an enchanting Christmas story that has brought Santa to life for generations, and this #1 New York Times bestselling edition now includes a special reading of this classic poem by Academy Award winner Jeff Bridges.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
These opening lines from the famous Christmas poem intially published anonymously as A Visit from Saint Nicholas, and credited as a work by Clement Clark Moore, have been inspriring kids and captivating their minds as they prepare for the coming Santa and his reindeer. Carry on a family tradition or start one of your own with this new version of the classic Christmas book for children and families. This family heirloom edition includes:
- A special audio CD featuring a captivating performance of the beloved poem by Jeff Bridges! - A beautifully designed hardcover with an embossed foil-stamped cover - A large four-page foldout opens to 42 inches to help immerse you in the story - An audio CD of classic Christmas music - A countdown-to-Christmas poster - A keepsake envelope for safe storage of these festive components year-round - Lavish illustrations by renowned, New York Times #1 Bestselling artist Charles Santore, the critically-acclaimed illustrator of multiple classic tales, including The Velveteen Rabbit, The Classic Tale of Peter Rabbit, Aesop's Fables, and The Wizard of Oz. - A nod to Dutch references in the poem, specifically the Dutch name "Donder" which translates to "thunder"
The work of New York Times bestselling children’s book illustrator Charles Santore has been widely exhibited in museums and celebrated with recognitions such as the prestigious Hamilton King Award, the Society of Illustrators Award of Excellence, and the Original Art 2000 Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is best known for his luminous interpretations of classic children’s stories, including The Velveteen Rabbit, The Classic Tale of Peter Rabbit, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,The Little Mermaid, Snow White, and The Wizard of Oz.
Aesop's Fables Hardcover
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Revive your childhood wonder and fascination with the most exquisitely illustrated edition of Aesop’s Fables to hit the market in years—featuring breathtaking original artwork by #1 New York Times bestselling illustrator Charles Santore!
Captivating the hearts and minds of kids and adults for generations, Aesop, a former Greek slave, developed simple and meaningful adventures featuring animals or insects to teach a moral standard or lesson for living. This classic edition of short stories is brought to life with breathtaking illustrations by New York Times #1 Bestselling illustrator Charles Santore. The most well known and well loved of Aesop's fables are included to help boys and girls learn which traits are desirable and which are less than desireable, including:
- The Hare and the Tortoise - The Lion and the Mouse - The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse - The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
The work of New York Times bestselling children’s book illustrator Charles Santore has been widely exhibited in museums and celebrated with recognitions such as the prestigious Hamilton King Award, the Society of Illustrators Award of Excellence, and the Original Art 2000 Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is best known for his luminous interpretations of classic children’s stories, including The Night Before Christmas, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Aesop's Fables, The Classic Tale of Peter Rabbit, The Little Mermaid, Snow White, The Velveteen Rabbit, The Wizard of Oz, and more!
The Classic Collection of Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
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Rediscover the timeless nursery rhymes of Mother Goose in this gorgeous picture book, packed with beautiful, full-color illustrations and a stunning four-panel gatefold!
Rhode Island School of Design illustrator Gina Baek breathes new life into beloved nursery rhymes with The Classic Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes. Children and adults alike will be delighted by this freshly presented collection of classic nursery rhymes, featuring more than 100 enchanting and colorful illustrations. Rediscover favorites such as:
- Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater - Jack and Jill - The Cat and the Fiddle - Old Mother Hubbard - and more!
And learn some nursery rhymes that are new to you, such as “Dreams,” “The Woman of Exeter,” or “A Thorn.” This book is the perfect gift for young families. You and your children or grandchildren will love discovering these old stories together and reading them for years to come.
The Night Before Christmas Hardcover
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$19.95
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The Night Before Christmas is an enchanting Christmas story that has brought Santa to life for generations, and here is the #1 New York Times bestselling edition of this classic poem.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
These opening lines from the famous Christmas poem initially published anonymously as A Visit from Saint Nicholas, and credited as a work by Clement Clark Moore, have been inspiring kids and captivating their minds as they prepare for the coming Santa and his reindeer. Carry on a family tradition or start one of your own with this new version of the classic Christmas book for children and families. This edition includes:
- A beautifully designed hardcover with an embossed foil-stamped cover - A large four-page foldout that helps immerse you in the story - Lavish illustrations by renowned, New York Times #1 Bestselling artist Charles Santore, the critically-acclaimed illustrator of multiple classic tales, including The Velveteen Rabbit, The Classic Tale of Peter Rabbit, and Aesop's Fables. - A nod to Dutch references in the poem, specifically the Dutch name "Donder" which translates to "thunder"
The work of New York Times bestselling children’s book illustrator Charles Santore has been widely exhibited in museums and celebrated with recognitions such as the prestigious Hamilton King Award, the Society of Illustrators Award of Excellence, and the Original Art 2000 Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is best known for his luminous interpretations of classic children’s stories, including The Little Mermaid, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Snow White, and The Wizard of Oz.
Fuck Off, I'm Coloring
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Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book!
With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color!
- There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind.
No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
